Monday, June 30, 2008

Reading Between the Lines of a Craigslist Ad

For Sale : Two Lions Heads Bunnies,$100 OBO, Free to any good home

We are selling two annoying extremely cute 3 month old bunny rabbits. They are great pets if you find animals that just sit in a cage fun. We would love to get rid of keep them, but just don't have the time to pick up the million pieces of poop they have left all over our house dedicate. Both can be litter trained if you have an extra 12 hours in your day very easily.

They are brother and sister that doesn't stop them from being more than just "friends", and very very good companions. He needs to be fixed at 6 months old and costs only $30 at the SPCA. I think she may be knocked up already. They love to eat the cords behind the TV run around the house and chew on furniture play.

The two rabbits come with :

  • A nice wood hutch they have started to eat the walls valued at $125
  • An extra cage they are way too big for
  • Chew Toys they don't use, why when they can chew on your screen door?
  • A 10 lb. bag of food might last you three days if your lucky

Please e-mail us and let us know if you are interested before we take them to the park and set them free.

Thanks,
Jeff & Melissa

2 comments:

Christie said...

omg, i am peeing my pants.

"that doens't stop them from being more than friends," hahaahahah!

rabbits are lousy, boring pets, I agree.

Unknown said...

Haha, that is HILARIOUS!I hope you can find them a "good" home soon. Whether that be Satan's den or not is of no concern to you :)